Looks like a lot of people have been hittin' it recently. 100 of them to be exact.
Oh yeah!!! Being famous is awesome! 100 hits! Only 4,157 more before I break Pete Rose's record!
With hilarious and informative posts like this one, this blog is guaranteed to hit 1 million by August or so.
To celebrate this huge milestone, I'm going to provide you with some guaranteed psyche-outs for the four most popular sports in America that are guaranteed to throw your opponent off his game, without being in bad taste or offending anyone:
Wiffle ball: "It was called 'hittle ball' before you started playing!"
Oh yeah!!! Being famous is awesome! 100 hits! Only 4,157 more before I break Pete Rose's record!
With hilarious and informative posts like this one, this blog is guaranteed to hit 1 million by August or so.
To celebrate this huge milestone, I'm going to provide you with some guaranteed psyche-outs for the four most popular sports in America that are guaranteed to throw your opponent off his game, without being in bad taste or offending anyone:
Wiffle ball: "It was called 'hittle ball' before you started playing!"
Badminton: "It was just called 'minton' before you started playing!"
Biathlon: "It was just called an 'athlon' before you started playing! I mean come on, dude, I know you swing both ways. Admit it already."
Midget wheelchair basketball: "It was just called 'basketball' before you gimpy little f***ers started playing!"
