Take the following examples:
- The Romans/The Greeks
- The ancient Babylonians/The Soviet Union
- Muhammad Ali/Joe Frazier
- Ohio State/Michigan
- Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama
- The Buffalo Master/The "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher" guy
- Eva Longoria/Evan Longoria
- Tom Cruise/me
- Your mom/The prostitute that works on the adjacent street corner
Rivals keep us going and aspire us to be all we can be (sort of like the army in this regard).
Due to the overwhelming success and popularity of this blog, a rival has arisen to challenge the greatness that is "Buffalo This." That rival is "Bison That." This guy is apparently offended by the disrespect I have shown toward bison.
Apparently he's another celebrity who cares a lot about buffalo, and his name is "Jon." I suspect it may be Jon Stewart. If it is, I have this to say: Stewart, you rascal! Up to your old tricks again, I see? You can't buffalo me with that weak attempt. Go back to your "Daily Show" or whatever that's called. News flash, buddy: nobody watches it! Good luck trying to make it big with that - you'll need it!
Anyway, time will tell whether "Bison That" can prove itself to be a formidable competitor to "Buffalo This." My guess is I'm about to go Ali on his weak Frazier ass.
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